But a close look at his dog down Kagome go to the rescue
I think I've included the Japanese as well, but this computer doesn't read the characters.
I am having a weird time trying to figure out the first sentence. Not so much funny as weird.
UPDATE: some kindly person translated it for me. Since it is a spoiler now for sure, it's under the cut.
- Thank you, Dangerous Angel Face, wherever you are!