knittingknots (knittingknots) wrote,
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knittingknots

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I pulled alterfano 's hair (-5 points). In July I helped fenikkusuken  hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, inuyashaloverr  (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I broke inufan625 's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5198 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
knittingknots

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