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Jokes Rocket Scientists tell each other....

I got these from a list of jokes sent around by members of the Johnson Space Center Astronomy Society, an august and fun group of folks I used to do amateur astronomy with, (I still have an 8 inch dobsonian telescope; hasn't been used in ages, shame on me) .  Your appreciation of them may vary,  counting on your own science background.  Some of 'em are pretty groan-y:

Helium walks into a bar and orders some beer.  The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve superconductors here."  The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

A parasite walks into a bar.  The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here."   The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."

A neutrino walks into a bar.  The bartender says "we don't serve neutrinos in here."  The neutrino says "I was just passing through."

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint.  Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error."  Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

A higgs-boson walks into a church.  The priest says "higgs-bosons aren't allowed in here."  The higgs-boson says "but without me, how can you have mass?"

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

A tachyon walks into a bar.  The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."  The tachyon replies "You did tomorrow."


Groan......
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