How about a cheesy bad Inuyasha universe poem contest?
...about.....about....tentacles!
I'm obviously bored.
Update
Well this is cheesy, but I wrote it a few days ago:
Tentacle Love
I've been plotting all night, my hand's itchy to feel
That black jewel power that makes me squeal
Magatsuhi calls, says I need you here
Those stupid dogs have come, then I'm shifting gear.
That Miko's calling standing right in front of him,
I get the itchin' as I'm standing right above,
I don't need no orders at all.
I got a thing I call tentacle love
It wraps around her o so fine, tentacle love.
With some apologies to Golden Earring for letting Naraku get anywhere near Radar Love
Cheesy Haiku
A fleshy white spear
Clear sign of a twisted mind
tangled mikowards
I'm still obviously bored (no pun intended)
...about.....about....tentacles!
I'm obviously bored.
Update
Well this is cheesy, but I wrote it a few days ago:
Tentacle Love
I've been plotting all night, my hand's itchy to feel
That black jewel power that makes me squeal
Magatsuhi calls, says I need you here
Those stupid dogs have come, then I'm shifting gear.
That Miko's calling standing right in front of him,
I get the itchin' as I'm standing right above,
I don't need no orders at all.
I got a thing I call tentacle love
It wraps around her o so fine, tentacle love.
With some apologies to Golden Earring for letting Naraku get anywhere near Radar Love
Cheesy Haiku
A fleshy white spear
Clear sign of a twisted mind
tangled mikowards
I'm still obviously bored (no pun intended)
- Current Mood:devious
- Current Music:They're coming to take me away
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- 8 Sep 2015, 13:40Does the story still lives? It's been a while since your last chap :/
- 1 Sep 2015, 17:29Hi knittingknots,
I hope all is well with you. I see you are not continuing with your story... a wonderful story, and I'll surely miss your updates, they are always a shining spot in my day.… - 5 Dec 2014, 02:33Wow, congrats!! It's been about that long since I've updated some of my fics, LOL.
- 22 Nov 2014, 07:37You might try Nobunaga Concerto where a modern time traveler exchanges places with Nobunaga. Follows Nobuanaga historically
- 24 Jul 2014, 02:30thi was posted on Dokuga 4 days ago
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Well - you left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind!
Chorus:
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HE HE, HO HO...
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)
Boredom can be hazardous to one's mind! But isssssss ssssssssooooooo gooooooddddddd
Once I ran from you
Now I'll grab for you
This tainted love I'm givin'
I give you all a boy could give you
Feel my tentacles that's not nearly all
Oh...tentacle love
tentacle love....
(I'm bad. I really like that song, too....)
strong as he can be,
Inu, Inu, Inu of the jungle,
watch out for that tree!
I like that one too.