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Out of My Dreams, Sesshoumaru
Get out of my dreams, Sesshoumaru, if you please --
No sasshaying through my nighttime fantasies
With your silver hair and your golden eyes.
Nope, you won't hear any heartfelt sighs
Coming from my direction.
I don't need that bishonen connection.
You just aren't grubby enough for the likes of me --
Too youkai, too eldritch too otherworldly --
My mama didn't raise no fool.
Stay out of my dreams, Sesshoumaru, sir --
I don't want to feel that youki rise up in a whir
Every time you pass by going here and going there,
A samurai shaped Lord Byron, with a burning stare--
Let Jaken deal with all the broken hearts in your wake--
Sometimes I bet that he needs a rake
To scrape a path through the fangirls wailing at night
For their demon lover to come into their sight,
But that's not my cup of tea.
O Sesshoumaru-sama, I respect you, you know,
Admire your beauty and elegance, and how you go
Round the land with that perfect samurai elegance and pride
Never a hair out of place, that gorgeous glide--
Let me admire from afar -- I'm too working class in my ways
To let you romp through my subconsious getting lost in the daze,
And dreamscapes are just such fertile ground for misbehaving --
I don't need a new habit, a new obsession, a new craving.
Please keep your sweet butt in the manga.