August 19th, 2008

KK with Kanji

Poem: My Brain Thinks Its Saturday

My Brain Thinks It's Saturday

(inspired, no doubt, by the ghost of Shel Silverstein)






My brain thinks it's Saturday,
don't ask me why.
I looked at the window
almost ready to cry
when I realize the week
has just barely begun.
My brain thinks its Saturday
and the week's nearly done.

Yep, my brain thinks its Saturday
with nothing much to do
except go shopping or read
or pain the bathroom bright blue.
Forget about work
and forget about chores
Cause my brain thinks its Saturday  --
maybe go play outdoors.

So tomorrow is Wednesday,
Not Sunday, oh my
Will I wake up tomorrow
unconfused and not try
To do all my Sunday things
sleep late and eat brunch,
cause I think today's Saturday --
or will I pack a light lunch?

When Saturday's Tuesday
What's left in the week?
Four more days till my body
Gets it right - dare I peek
Into a new schedule
With Saturdays galore
No, since my brain think's it's Saturday
Let me sleep!  Close the door!
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Charm to create a bad InuYasha fic


Leaf of manga shredding fine,
Texture of a pale dog’s whine,
hair of lass, rare but true,
grey of eye, or is it blue?
Sigh of fox cub long for trouble,
in the pot now boil and bubble

Double double, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Plot of spider web so fair
torn from youkai on a dare,
Mary Sue’s own perfect eye,
Gary Stu’s lean muscle try.
Anime of midnight dreams
Words mispelled in lusty schemes
Characters picked just for trouble
Like Naraku’s pot, now boil and bubble.

Double, double, toil and trouble,
Spin a tale like soft soap bubble.

Character minced very fine,
Will speed the magic in no time,
Midnight sweat of lover’s fights
Pearls of lust, hot summer nights
folds and skin and swagger bold
make a tale many times retold,
care not if the mangaka took much trouble,
Into the pot o let it bubble!

Bubble, bubble,, toil and trouble,
Make me a fic right on the double!