December 18th, 2007


Christmas Shopping

Online shopping is the place to be,
No lines are waiting there for me--
Mall, I see your parking lot with no place to go - I love ya even as I watch the snow.

Online shopping is the way for me,
Crowds don't give me a sense of security --
Pickpockets nor a shooting spree
Don't cause me sweat when I'm sitting here quite comfortably.

Online shopping is the way for me,
Christmas crowds give me the hives, you see --
Catalogs just take me too dang long
But looking on line just gives me a happy song.

(vaguely to the tune of Green Acres)
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