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Murphy's Laws of Combat:

1. You are not Superman.

2. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

3. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

4. Odd or conspicuous objects attract fire. Never lurk behind one.

(many, many more here)


The Evil Overlord Devises a Plot

If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord...

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

(much much much more here)


 

Lifted from Ayamegusa's DA journal

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