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Murphy's Laws of Combat:

1. You are not Superman.

2. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

3. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

4. Odd or conspicuous objects attract fire. Never lurk behind one.

(many, many more here)


The Evil Overlord Devises a Plot

If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord...

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

(much much much more here)


 

Lifted from Ayamegusa's DA journal

I was amused!

Comments

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inuhanyounikkie
Aug. 9th, 2007 02:56 am (UTC)
Thanks for refreshing the memory!! I so love it!! and nod my head to it!!
knittingknots
Aug. 9th, 2007 03:22 am (UTC)
I'd seen the evil overlord one before, but not the murphey's law of combat...it's fun. And true.
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    Does the story still lives? It's been a while since your last chap :/
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    Hi knittingknots,
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    Wow, congrats!! It's been about that long since I've updated some of my fics, LOL.
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