Leaf of manga shredding fine,
Texture of a pale dog’s whine,
hair of lass, rare but true,
grey of eye, or is it blue?
Sigh of fox cub long for trouble,
in the pot now boil and bubble
Double double, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Plot of spider web so fair
torn from youkai on a dare,
Mary Sue’s own perfect eye,
Gary Stu’s lean muscle try.
Anime of midnight dreams
Words mispelled in lusty schemes
Characters picked just for trouble
Like Naraku’s pot, now boil and bubble.
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Spin a tale like soft soap bubble.
Character minced very fine,
Will speed the magic in no time,
Midnight sweat of lover’s fights
Pearls of lust, hot summer nights
folds and skin and swagger bold
make a tale many times retold,
care not if the mangaka took much trouble,
Into the pot o let it bubble!
Bubble, bubble,, toil and trouble,
Make me a fic right on the double!