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Forgive me Shakespeare

Charm to create a bad InuYasha fic


Leaf of manga shredding fine,
Texture of a pale dog’s whine,
hair of lass, rare but true,
grey of eye, or is it blue?
Sigh of fox cub long for trouble,
in the pot now boil and bubble

Double double, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Plot of spider web so fair
torn from youkai on a dare,
Mary Sue’s own perfect eye,
Gary Stu’s lean muscle try.
Anime of midnight dreams
Words mispelled in lusty schemes
Characters picked just for trouble
Like Naraku’s pot, now boil and bubble.

Double, double, toil and trouble,
Spin a tale like soft soap bubble.

Character minced very fine,
Will speed the magic in no time,
Midnight sweat of lover’s fights
Pearls of lust, hot summer nights
folds and skin and swagger bold
make a tale many times retold,
care not if the mangaka took much trouble,
Into the pot o let it bubble!

Bubble, bubble,, toil and trouble,
Make me a fic right on the double!

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ladycash
Aug. 20th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
Excellent!

Now, if only it worked.....


(or perhaps you have to spin about 3 times beneath
a full moon on the third Friday of the third month...
or something....)
knittingknots
Aug. 20th, 2008 02:19 am (UTC)
You sure you want to use a charm for writing a bad fic? LOL...

You'd probably end up with one where Kagome sits InuYasha 15 times after bringing her just rediscovered long lost sister to the past in the first three paragraphs and then gets shot by Kikyou, but Sessh, who's turned into Johnny Depp runs off with her to Coney Island or something...and makes her eat a magic hotdog that turns into a neko-hanyou or something. All while choosing a dress for her Senior prom where the reincarnated InuYasha will get into a fistfight with Hojo, who is really Kouga in disguise, and sweep her off her feet into undying waves of passion written like the writer had yet to have been kissed.


Bad results.

Not sure you'd like the results
ladycash
Aug. 20th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
*jaw drops in outrage and shock*

How dare you!&*%^#$@111

You STOLE my idea!
That plot was going to make me millions!
And I was going to have legions of fans!
And win every award ever, even ones not for IY!

You thief, you! You wicked, wicked woman!




(well, actually, if you MUST know, she was going
to sit him 16 times. So there.)


Love ya girl!
knittingknots
Aug. 20th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)
;p

LOL...

And let's not forget the promise of baring pups....
ladycash
Aug. 20th, 2008 03:03 am (UTC)
Now THAT sounds like a case for Law and Order: SVU!
chanda3_4
Aug. 20th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)
That was funny. No more charms here, I do fine without them. I know I'm rusty with grammar. However, I love Macbeth, and know a good poem/fic when I read it. :D

"I have no spur to prick the sides of my intent, but only vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself, and falls on the other." - (Macbeth Quote Act I, Scene VII).
knittingknots
Aug. 20th, 2008 03:03 am (UTC)
I like the part about a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing...But there are a lot of good things to quote in the play.
chanda3_4
Aug. 20th, 2008 03:32 am (UTC)
Yes, I agree. That is one of my favs by Shakesphere, along with Hamlet.

Before I switched Majors, I did have to read and critique Othello. That one was tricky to disipher, but I really liked it a lot.

Okay, I have to get back to my formal outline. *Rolls eyes* This has been a learning process for me. I've never done a formal outline before. Good thing I'm almost done with it.

Warm Hugs! Thanks for sharing your poetry. :D
furousha
Aug. 20th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
wow. i'm jealous of your skillz. your poetry is wonderful! and funny too! :D
knittingknots
Aug. 20th, 2008 03:45 am (UTC)
Practice, woman, practice...

And read lots of good poetry while you're at it. You'll get better....
baltimoreandme
Aug. 20th, 2008 10:38 pm (UTC)
Now I'm inspired to write a version of this for the creation of bad Battlestar Galactica fic! (Although I think you're cleverer at the poetry-writing than I am)
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    Does the story still lives? It's been a while since your last chap :/
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    Hi knittingknots,
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    Wow, congrats!! It's been about that long since I've updated some of my fics, LOL.
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