?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

I got these from a list of jokes sent around by members of the Johnson Space Center Astronomy Society, an august and fun group of folks I used to do amateur astronomy with, (I still have an 8 inch dobsonian telescope; hasn't been used in ages, shame on me) .  Your appreciation of them may vary,  counting on your own science background.  Some of 'em are pretty groan-y:

Helium walks into a bar and orders some beer.  The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve superconductors here."  The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

A parasite walks into a bar.  The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here."   The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."

A neutrino walks into a bar.  The bartender says "we don't serve neutrinos in here."  The neutrino says "I was just passing through."

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint.  Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error."  Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

A higgs-boson walks into a church.  The priest says "higgs-bosons aren't allowed in here."  The higgs-boson says "but without me, how can you have mass?"

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

A tachyon walks into a bar.  The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."  The tachyon replies "You did tomorrow."


Groan......

Tags:

Comments

( 13 comments — Leave a comment )
kiramaru7
Sep. 8th, 2010 03:05 am (UTC)
*chuckles*

WOW! I actually got some of these. XD
dr_abraxas
Sep. 8th, 2010 04:00 am (UTC)
groan? these are GREAT! :)
dr_abraxas
Sep. 8th, 2010 04:01 am (UTC)
btw, the higgs-bosson particle was also called the god particle
psyco_chick32
Sep. 8th, 2010 04:09 am (UTC)
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

LULZ

(I love nerdy humor xD These were fabulous)
mythnlynx
Sep. 8th, 2010 04:46 am (UTC)
Shame on me--I've always prided myself on NOT being a science nerd, but I got most of these! I'll have to share these with my daughter (the 15-yr-old who has been avidly reading and understanding Scientific American since she was 12...).
kokoronagomu
Sep. 8th, 2010 05:05 am (UTC)
lolz -- i got most of them, then again i did like science when i was in school (i only went to high school)

--my question is: what if the cat died of suffocation in the sealed box even if no radiation was detected?
flametwirler
Sep. 8th, 2010 07:43 am (UTC)
Higgs-boson and Schroedinger's made me laugh.
rya_kelley
Sep. 8th, 2010 12:06 pm (UTC)
*snerk*
kmoaton
Sep. 8th, 2010 02:53 pm (UTC)
Science teacher loves this!!!
eggplantlady
Sep. 8th, 2010 03:19 pm (UTC)
These make the physics and science nerd in me very amused, even if they are mostly groan-worthy...
darkelf19
Sep. 8th, 2010 10:51 pm (UTC)
So lame they make me LOL!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't. = win! XD
landofthekwt
Sep. 9th, 2010 01:27 am (UTC)
Hilarious
lynx212
Sep. 9th, 2010 06:28 pm (UTC)
LOL...MASSIVE LOL

These wee great thanks for sharing babe ^_^
( 13 comments — Leave a comment )